More frightening even than reading the latest Stephen King novel is to scan the credit box of a TV series and spot the names "Mike Fleiss and Jamie Kennedy" listed under "executive producers." Fleiss, who in addition to his success with "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" has given us such obtuse travesties as "Are You Hot?" and "The Real Gilligan's Island," has been joined by the charisma-challenged Kennedy for this unscripted formulaic trifle that opens unpromisingly and devolves from there into surrealville. Faye Dunaway, who really ought to know better than to be here; Vivica A. Fox, who makes the supreme error of thinking she's supposed to take this thing superseriously; and casting director Joseph Middleton, who provides the much-needed persnickety element.

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