"Fat Actress" is going to make American women fat. All this to say that the very best thing about "Fat Actress," which follows the adventures of Kirstie Alley-fat-Hollywood-actress-trying-to-get-work, is that Alley herself can't decide. No celebration of fatness, the series hangs on one contradiction after another.

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